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When someone is talking on and on about something long, unrelated or meaningless, someone else will say "I ahhsked" inferring that they really don't care about what the first person just said. It's usually sarcastic in the way to tell the talker to stop talking.
*mainly said in a British accent.
Two boys doing homework:
Boy 1: "So today i was playing skate two, and i was trying to get the hall of meat award for crashing into a pedestrian at 25 miles per hour while doing the torpedo pose, but i kept missing because I couldn't seem to find the right place with a lot of people. So i went to mini-mega redux and tried there a bunch of times and finally hit someone and now my next goal is to get 24,000 points worth of body damage.
Boy 2: "I ahhsked"
When someone is brainwashed to believe that every product apple puts out is superior to any competing gadget. Most of these people didn't even know what a calculator was 10 years ago but ever since they got an iphone, and got i-washed, they feel like they are uber tech savvy, but in reality they only buy apple products in which they dont even use to their full technological capacities.
Nerd #1: "Dude dont get that tablet, it sucks ballz the Ipad shits all over it"
Nerd #2: "How do you know, have you used one"?
Nerd #1: " No but it doesn't fucking matter, its not made by apple so its a piece of shit. Trust me"
Nerd#2: "Dude you're just i-washed, ever since you got that iphone 4 years ago you got rid of your PC and put Steve Jobs cock down your throat."
phrase: a way of stating you understand the latter
or,
You follow?
asking if you understood the latter
Me: Yea so thats why me and my girlfriend broke up, it's kinda sad.
You: Yea I follow, well at least you single for spring break!
or
Me: Hey we're going to visit her tomorrow whether you like it or not, you follow?
whern someone tries to say i cannot but they make a typo
Person 1: I can see clearly now
Person 2: I cannor
Person 2: Cannot
when u forgor 💀
Person: Hey @Walmart I have a question
Walmart: Hi there! How can we be of assistance?
Person: I forgor 💀
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The act of liking something. It doesn't actually pertain to love
"how do you like this potato?"
"I love it."
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Phrase most notably used by teachers as a replacement for "I was incorrect," or "I presented the wrong information (on purpose)."
The usage of this phrase is likely a result in the instructor's attempt to be make witty statements; however no extra attention is given to "I lied" over "My mistake" or "This new concept renders the old one false."
Origin unknown. The phrase may have started with teenagers who felt the need to express faults in a comical manner. It seems that the trend ended, and teenagers have reverted to "just kidding," which has been reduced to "j.k. j.k." Middle school and high school instructors must have picked up the trend upon hearing several students use the term.
See: jk, j/k, jp
Teacher: I told you guys that the normal force is always opposite of the force of gravity. Well, I lied, because now we are moving into forces and inclines.
Teacher: I lied, the pop quiz will be added into the homework category.
Teacher: Oops, I lied. The color yellow does hold a significant value in the book Crime and Punishment.
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