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When someone is talking on and on about something long, unrelated or meaningless, someone else will say "I ahhsked" inferring that they really don't care about what the first person just said. It's usually sarcastic in the way to tell the talker to stop talking.
*mainly said in a British accent.
Two boys doing homework:
Boy 1: "So today i was playing skate two, and i was trying to get the hall of meat award for crashing into a pedestrian at 25 miles per hour while doing the torpedo pose, but i kept missing because I couldn't seem to find the right place with a lot of people. So i went to mini-mega redux and tried there a bunch of times and finally hit someone and now my next goal is to get 24,000 points worth of body damage.
Boy 2: "I ahhsked"
A sad book by Gayle Forman about a girl who looses here family in a car crash. She's in a coma and must choose to leave the rest of her family and her true love,Adam on Earth or to stay on Earth and loose her mom,Dad,and little brother. Mua wanders around the hospital looking for an answer thinking of all her meomeries.It is also a movie. Has a sequel.
If I Stay is the reason I want to play cello.
whern someone tries to say i cannot but they make a typo
Person 1: I can see clearly now
Person 2: I cannor
Person 2: Cannot
when u forgor 💀
Person: Hey @Walmart I have a question
Walmart: Hi there! How can we be of assistance?
Person: I forgor 💀
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The act of liking something. It doesn't actually pertain to love
"how do you like this potato?"
"I love it."
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Phrase most notably used by teachers as a replacement for "I was incorrect," or "I presented the wrong information (on purpose)."
The usage of this phrase is likely a result in the instructor's attempt to be make witty statements; however no extra attention is given to "I lied" over "My mistake" or "This new concept renders the old one false."
Origin unknown. The phrase may have started with teenagers who felt the need to express faults in a comical manner. It seems that the trend ended, and teenagers have reverted to "just kidding," which has been reduced to "j.k. j.k." Middle school and high school instructors must have picked up the trend upon hearing several students use the term.
See: jk, j/k, jp
Teacher: I told you guys that the normal force is always opposite of the force of gravity. Well, I lied, because now we are moving into forces and inclines.
Teacher: I lied, the pop quiz will be added into the homework category.
Teacher: Oops, I lied. The color yellow does hold a significant value in the book Crime and Punishment.
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