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A 30 Second Sam is someone who can't control their urges while in class. They masturbate to random girls in class and doesn't bother to conceal themself. Ususally a 30 Second Sam is someone who is a social out cast and is shunned for constant masturbation. The 30 seconds is how long it takes for him to start masturbating and finish. And they like their own sperm. When the 30 seconds is up, it is common for him wipe it in his hair and smell his finger, with a bright red face.
Person 1= "Why is that kid Masturbating in class?"
Person 2= " Oh he is just a 30 Second Sam"
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An American alternative/emo band including:
Jared Leto (vocals, guitar)
Shannon Leto (drums, vocals)
Tomo Millicevic (guitar)
Matt Wachter (bass)
have released 2 albums:
1. self-titled
2. a beautiful lie
fan base= the echelon
4 symbols to represent the band, also, the phoenix, and the skull seal
pretty much the best band ever, with the hottest guys ever as members
30 seconds to mars rocks :)
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National won't shut the fuck up day for a back girl
girl: it's April 30th
boy: yeah I know maybe you should shut the fuck up before girlgirl
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Excuse #30: Taking a poop and going to the city
An excuse used for leaving a conversation early, whether one really is going to take a poop and head to the city is irrelevant.
Sano says: Hey I got a long and boring story to tell you!
Nea says: Sorry I have to take a poop and go to the city...
Sano: Pfff, excuse #30...
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A massive shit, in reference to the amount of time you will be spending on John Crapper's invention.
Be back in a while, I need to take a 30 minute-er.
Give me the Bible, I have a 30 minute-er brewing.
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crager 30 spoke rims wrapped in vouge tires. orignated in the south. fl and ga. back in the early 90's. true players rode these.
man them 30s and vouges look good on that heavy chevy
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when a man and a women attempt to have sex and climax on an elevator before it reaches the top floor of the building.
dude, i almost didn't make it in 30 seconds or less. the doors opened while i was pulling up my pants!
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