someone who is disconnected from tribal / hunter style living who orders food on a daily basis in the style of homer Simpson
Customer: "Uhhhh, Ill get one **** and One **** and one more **** oh no add one ***"
Order taker: "One da fool sir, your order total is ****"
A 24-hour period in early Spring when folks behave primitively in order to play pranks on each other.
Geico claims dat signing up for their insurance is so easy dat "a cave man could do it" --- I wonder if anyone jokingly tries getting a chimpanzee or gorilla to sign up wif dem on Aperil Fools Day?
Putting ungrateful children back in there place, where they belong.
Don't get Fools Finessed
A bloomal fool is a term used by the infamous Craig Jackson to describe a major fool
A rare phenomenon where Easter and April Fools take place on the same day.
Jackson: Did you see that Easter and April fools are gonna be happening on the same day this year?
Matt: Yea, it's gonna be a great Easter Fools.
When Easter is on April Fools.
Person 1: Easter Fools!
Person 2: Don't you mean April Fools?
Person 1: Well it's Easter as well, so it's Easter Fools.
Sometimes you have to fool the fool who thinks he's fooling you but you fool him into thinking you are fooling him into thinking he fooled you because you are not fooling him and he is.
-random thing I found on a post-it
Shrek: I'm emo and guess what?
Sometimes you have to fool the fool who thinks he's fooling you but you fool him into thinking you are fooling him into thinking he fooled you because you are not fooling him and he is.
See? I'm so deep. I'm fooling the fool.