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when you take the sweat from your balsac and flick it onto someones face, thus a lemon squeezer
after an intense workout, i lemon-squeezed pedro
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The purest most addictive artificial smell in the history of humankind.
As its aroma ventures into your unworthy nostrils, it plants the seeds of ecstasy and euphoria into the womb of your mind.
Its child is the harbinger of sex for the nose.
Q: Oh my fucking god what is that orgasmic smell?
A: That would be the scent of Lemon Pledge wafting towards your unworthy vicinity.
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when your grandma found out that grandpa was at a lemon party last night she will shit her depends
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The term sweet lemons comes from the saying, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade." It means making the best of an undeniably bad situation, even if it involves complete and utter denial, mixing lemons with cuploads of sugar until they actually taste sweet. It is essentially the equal opposite of sour grapes.
Jimmy was born with a third nipple. This would normally not be something to rave about, but his mother gently reassures him, "Well, look at it this way, son; you're unique and you'll always have something for show and tell." :) Sweet lemons!
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A very stupid lemon that is a lemon and only a lemon no matter how much it denies it
Hey stupid lemon how's your day going?
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When one urinates into another persons mouth during fellatio. The act of urinating into the mouth of another person while receiving a blowjob.
Richard gave Regina a Lemon shooter while they were in the shower together. Needless to say, Regina was not amused.
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