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Two totally cute human beings that should definitely be together, and are just perfect.
Tamsin: Typically a brunette with beautiful blue eyes and a lovely personality. She usually has a pretty amazing best friend. She has a loving family and everyone is jealous of her looks.
Matt: Normally American/ British, brunette with dark, stunning brown eyes. Typically medium height and a lush body. Usually also has a brother.
Tamsin: I want him.
Matt: I want her.
Hot best friend: They should be together!
=Tamsin and Matt get together
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When you get a sweet headshot in the game Call of Duty 4.
Damn dude, you just got Matt Damon'ed!
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usually a male who has a twin she- brother who's dad is suicidal.. he/she's dad has white hair and looks 70 but is actually 25. Matt stutters (for ex: ehhhh) and is really fat but thinks that everyone thinks he's cool. he wears the same clothes all the time and has a weak shoe game. man... he's gay... won't stop giving rainbows!
Kids, never grow up to be a Matt Christoff!
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to be left in a room on your own by all of your friends with one annoying person who has shit chat and will not let you leave the room before they have told you pointless things about their life which knowone cares about.
"no dont go in that room"
"why?"
"because we have all just left Phil behind to get matt nonced with some complete tit"
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When someone is fucking another person in the ass and jizz in their ass. Then the person farts the jizz out onto the someone's face.
I was quite suprised when Jen Messy Matted on me, leaving me with the disgusting smell of fart and the gross texture of jizz on my face
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An angry twitter guy who masturbates to pictures of himself.
Did you hear about Matt Walsh?
No, who's that?
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