The sexiest white boy of all time.
Parker is such a sexy white boy
Nutter butter sugar plum squid won meatballer gf od yeonjun beomgyu ni-ki sunoo
Person: whos parker
boemgu: my gf
parker is the sexiest mofo who gets bittches (and will get you biches to!)
every 1 luvs too have him around and he/she/they silly
parker just picked up jessica from third period. hes a player
A string bean, Mathew Broderick, Inspector Gadget looking ass mother fucker
Some chick: Do you think Parker is too hot for me??
Friend: “You mean that string bean, Mathew Broderick, Inspector Gadget looking ass mother fucker you crazy psycho???”
parker is the best girl ever she is so thicc and full of life
did you see parker?
yeah shes a 10/10