someone who looks like a dorito and taest like one (I would know)
Riley James Jones
Beast Riley is an Up-Coming Mid Carder in Wrestling, Future Hall Of Famer and World Champion.
I love Beast Riley
A MALE THAT INCLUDES ALL 3 DEFINITIONS
A male that only speaks to women online.
A male that has the posture of an 50 year old elastic band.
A male that complains about immigrants and how they steal jobs not doing a think about it and complaining on TikTok and staying forever unemployed. (has a fyp of racism, fascism and sexism)
"Oh...That guy is such a Riley Sanderson"
"His a Riley Sanderson"
the biggest fucking faggot who has 0 ball surface area
riley spuffard is a faggot cu^T AND SHOULD KILL HIMSLEF
Hi Sam, Chloe, Mia, Grace, and Noah
say Riley is the best to *insert name*
when someone is FYNE before hitting puberty, then puberty does them dirty by making then have a glow down.
sienna : “yk that kid issac”
joslyn : “yeah. he really pull a riley after 7th grade”
One of the strangest people in a school of freaks, stoney creek high school. Possibly autistic, she can be seen running through the halls holding all of her books. If you don't see her though, she's probably just wearing all camouflage clothing. Why? No one knows, not even the few people she talks to. With few friends, she often talks to teachers telling them shit no one gives a shit about and if they respond her tiny fetal face lights up with gratification. She is so desperate for attention that she will do anything to get even some recognition, i.e. taking assignments to the max when it is a simple presentation or crying because something slightly unfair happened (get over it you privileged white bitch you know how hard this shit is for everyone else?) Overall she is really fucking annoying, and most people at stoney have been uncomfortable because of her at least once. I'm not even going to talk about her appearance because there is no substance to that. Here's my two cents: WAKE THE FUCK UP AND REALIZE YOU ARE NOT A QUIRKY CHARACTER IN A WES ANDERSON FLICK.
Update: Someone literally just told me that she built a tower of bricks or something in a class and then it fell down while everyone else was silent and she just said "ok". WHAT THE FUCK
Student 1: Did you see that Riley Flaherty girl?
Student 2: Yeah! She ran into me doing 45 down a fucking hallway and she didn't even say anything. Do you think she's retarded?
Student 1: Don't know, don't care.