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Someone who is both equal parts asshole and awesome. Tit squirrels make excellent frienemies.
Most days I love my tit squirrel, but some days I'd like to punch him in the balls.
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one with large cheeks, with big, cute dimples
resembling a squirrel storing acorns in their cheeks for later.
"look at that girl with them cute squirrel pockets on her face."
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The purple squirrel is a true legacy derived from the disasters of some dickhead funneling too much wine and becoming nauseous. Suddenly, without warning the person throws up a fountain of purple substance projecting up into the air.(keep in mind that the throw up must reach at least 3 feet into the air for it to qualify as purple squirrel). Then after the yukemister is finished, on the floor will lay a horrifying display of a furry crimson/purple colored like animal that appears to have been mutilated by a lawn mower surrounded by an assortment of organs. It can be concluded that somwhere along the lines this person had feasted on a squirrel (most likely roadkill, because those fuckers are hard to catch and are quick little bastards) and an aroma of grape and yuke will drift through the air for up to 1-2 hours.
After funneling too much wine, Bridge finally yuked a purple creature on the floor...and to our surprise, he showed us all the Purple Squirrel.
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To ejaculate into someone's anal cavity. The subject then defacates the semen into your mouth.
She gave me the rabid squirrel last night in exchange for the rusty trombone.
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Humble, but stunningly talented. Starts off on the ground, but reaches impressive heights.
At first, I wasn't very interested in the job, but then I found out that the company is flying squirrel.
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Facial hair of substandard quality, more specifically around the upper lip and chin regions. Common to mangina's, elderly women with hyper-active testosterone levels, and rednecks.
Sidney Crosby possessed the best dirt squirrel in the 2008 NHL playoffs. Go Pens!!!
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When you fuck a girl with your nuts. insert the nuts in her vag.
dude i gave that girl a pink squirrel this morning
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