Gummi Bear

A toothless gay man of the bear variety who gives excellent head.

Damn, that gummi bear can suck a mean sausage.

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Mama Bear

A tough, aggressive, and protective mother. Often going to extreme lengths to protect her child, usually her son, and herself.

Kid one: 'Wow, that bitch almost beat the shit outta that kid. wtf.'
Kid two: 'Shes the Mama bear.'

Gemme from Sons of Anarchy

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Ass Bear

1. A douche bag

2. A flaming homosexual

3. A bear coming out of your ass

1. That ass bear stole my money! imma fuck him up!

2. TJ: Man, Josh is such an ass bear, he came onto me yesterday
Josh: WTF you say bitch?
TJ: what? when i say somethin? dont kill me....
Josh: thats what i thought ass bear

3:That ass bear scared the shit out of me... i was takin a shit, and it growled... and it was furry...

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BEAR GRYLLS

A BEAR GRYLLS is known to be the deadliest creature on the Earth. when encountering a BEAR GRYLLS, use extreme caution. use a heavy english accent when adressing a BEAR GRYLLS. if the BEAR GRYLLS begins to do aerobics naked next to a fire in Siberia, you must proceed into emergency actions...
Emergency Actions: 1-Scratch Armpits and make sounds like a Walrus.
2-do the Kit-Kat handshake with yourself....fast.

3-make yourself seem inferior, (which you are) to the BEAR GRYLLS, this is doneby making gesturees of a blowjob.

4-shake a baby
5-shake another baby
6-put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye

If this doesn't work, pelvic thrust again and again until the threat goes away. but DO NOT rap harcore, the BEAR GRYLLS will charge. If the BEAR GRYLLS decides he is going to kill you, there is nothing you can do, he will rip you limb from limb. I once saw a BEAR GRYLLS get shot square in the eye, and didn't even blink.

My brother was attacked by a BEAR GRYLLS and combusted

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Bear Trap

A bitch with braces.

When a bitch with braces sucks ur cock its like puttin your cock in a bear trap.

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Bear with a shark

A security system made by StrongBad of homestarrunner.com to protect beloved StrongBadia from enemies...Or scare The Cheat.

Because da Cheat, he's always afraid when he sees a... a...bear holding a...shark?

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Boo Bear

A nickname for a person usually who you love alot. They're sort of like a best friend. Excecpt better. You'll always want to be around them. and never stop thinking about them. they're also great in bed! They're also someone who's extremely pretty but has low self-esteem.

Boo Bear is so cutee!

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