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The Ultimate Gay Lord. Having sexual attraction to any man in the tri-state area.
"Bro he's so gay, he must be a Levi."
Someone who didn’t realize they were a system even after their friend did and now wishes death upon every fictive in the headspace. They are the dumbest person ever. They can’t do math.
the guy who carries around a broken fly swatter
"there's levi with his taped-together orange fly swatter"
Really the best way I can put it is, Levi’s are ok at times when they’re not trying to purposely annoy you. They have a hard time coming to terms with the fact that they are psychopaths and need mental help. Meeting a Levi wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world but he will always disagree with you and stubborn beyond words. So I be sure you are prepared mentally for many disagreements. Lastly Levi’s are delusional and far from innocent.
Sarah: I’ve done all I can to help you Levi but I think you need mental help
Levi: Your right Sarah…I should listen to you more often. Your right about me but I disagree bc I don’t want to give you the satisfaction of knowing I agree with you.
Steals your fucking girlfriend cus he's a dickhead and then doesn't apologize because he's a peice of shit
There was once a hamster named Levi. When he died, he could not be buried, since the ground was frozen. Instead of that, the owner put the carcass into a plastic bag, then into the freezer. And then managed to completely forget about it. A few months later the owner wanted to eat an ice cream, so she reached into the freezer, but to her surpise it was not an ice cream, but the beloved pet's frozen corpse.
Remember that one time, when your fish got Levied? Yeah, it sucks