Also referred to as Aligs Niller, Alen Milk, and occasionally SCP-096. This guy is a raging drunk, racist, pothead who can’t control his temper around women with short hair. When looking at him straight in the face, he will grow aggressive and charge with no remorse for his victims. Asking him his favorite chocolate bar will usually get him suspended and his least favorite people on the planet are zang garfer, barg marking, and bryan hesch.
“Did you hear what happened to Dresden?”
“No what happened?”
“Her and Abby were talking and she made eye contact with Alex Ed Miller and he put her teeth down her throat”
“Well shit, that’ll teach them”
helen is my favorite person. she’s the type of girl that i can text and everything will feel like it’s gonna be okay. she’s my weird little band kid, nobody else’s. and her and benji are dating.
oh look it’s helen miller, the middle part got me like, “sheesh”
helen miller is the best. i love helen lol.
helen miller is gay, but she loves some weird girl.
A literal legend birthed by the one and only keith miller
No way! It's Deuce Miller!
During love-making one partner empties a bottle of Miller's Genuine Draft into their lover's anus. The Miller's is then heartily drank.
Had a great Miller's Cranny last night with Emily.
The god of music. The king. The one we should worship on Dec 25.
All hale Mac Miller...
Dude whos Mac Miller? Are you kidding me Brad? You must be Jewish...
scary giant that eats peoples toes and licks the wax out of peoples ears
Look at that guy eating that person he's such a ben Miller