Pubic Hairs

The hair is in the area of the penis the vagina and sometimes the butt hole
They itch and i liek to scratch it

man i love pubic hairs rubbing against my nose

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hair conscious

When someone if self conscious about their hair. They care a lot if their hair is a mess and carry about a hairbrush.

Girl 1: Whats that in your hair?

Girl 2: WHAT?! Whats wrong with my hair?! What is in it, where is the bathroom? WHERES MY HAIRBRUSH!!!!!!!

Girl two: Jeez its only a leaf, no need to be so hair conscious.

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Jizz hair

When a man receives oral sex and decides to jizz all over the girls hair without the bitch's consent.

"Dude, last saturday i gave jizz hair to that girl after she sucked my dick......man that shit was sticky up there, looked like hair gel"

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Purple Hairs

Unemployed radical leftists who pride themselves on having perfect riot attendance and exude a sense of entitlement unmatched by any known species prior to. Most likely explaining to your grandparents why the 4th of July is white man's day and how prisons should have movie theaters installed.

After waking up at 3pm, the purple hairs decided to visit the local coffee shop and read communist manifestos aloud.

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hair falls

Hair falls are a form of homemade hair extension. They are commonly made from long clusters of string and/or pieces of plastic tied onto plain hair ties. These are then fastened onto short ponytails/pieces of hair, typically worn with one on each side. Gives the illusion that the wearer's hair is much longer than it actually is and allows for frequent colour changes without affecting hairstyle. Worn commonly by the youth 'goth' culture.

Goth: "Check out my new black and red hair falls that I made on the weekend. I like them even better than the blue ones I was wearing last week."

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Mom Hair

When a woman who has long hair cuts it very short. Usually done after having a child when the woman has no time to deal with her hair.

You remember how long her hair used to be? Now she's got that weird Mom Hair going on.

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scene hair

Girls;
- block fringe covering the eyes/just above the eyes OR can be tied to the side
- if tied to the side, it has to be tied using cute clips and hair grips.
- added volume & spiked/lifted up in the back using lots of hairspray.
- leopard/camo/polka dot headband worn mostly when the fringe is down.
- bows&ribbons worn in hair.
- usually jet black/white blonde, sometimes with one bright colour streak.
- (black/blonde/colour) extensions are NEEDED.!

Guys;
- block fringe / long or short side fringe, sometimes covering the eyes (the same as girls').
- hairspray is used to give volume to the hair/spike it up at the back.
- ALWAYS layered at the sides of the face and at the back, sometimes on the fringe (unless it's a proper block fringe).
- usually jet black / white blonde, with streak(s) of the opposite colour at the side/fringe.
- sometimes a shoulder length tip on the side of the fringe (right by the face) and the rest of the hair cut shorter.
- bows are sometimes worn.
- bandana (red/black/white) is worn as a headband.

black layered hair with one white blonde streak at the side/fringe, excessive hairspray used at the back to spike up.

omfg i've run out of hairspray, i'm not going outsideeee
(not insulting, it's what i say :!)

I NEED MORE HAIRSPRAY IN MY SCENE HAIR -tantrum-.

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