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Me: Brennen you have phone aids.
Brennen: What are phone aids?
Me: You're too young Brennen.
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When a female is giving you head, you precede to tell her you have AIDS and ejaculate in her ear.
I gave you grandma "hearing AIDS" for her birthday!
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Any virus that can be transmitted to your precious Blackberry via the evil internet.
I am heartbroken since my trusty Blackberry died of Blackberry aids.
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you blow your load into a cup and mix it with a Kool-Aid Singles. masturbaid is the result.
"i'm thirsty, dude. go get your mom. i want her to suck my cock and make me some masturb-aid."
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A very short skirt on a girl. It is so short that it looks like she only has a small patch of cloth wrapped around her hips, hence band aid. So short, that anything besides standing will reveal too much.
"Damn that girl Ashley is wearing a nice band aid today."
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Any large gathering where HIV-positive gay men do a lot of drugs and have unprotected sex. It's because of behavior like this that we make sure to continue spending millions of tax-payer dollars on AIDS funding and research.
Chuck: You look like you're limping. Did you fall down a flight of stairs?
James-Charles: No, I just got back from IML (International Mister Leather) in Chicago. It's a total AIDS fest and I got pounded like a nail! Now what did I do with my AZT?
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It is a disease that is horrible, it is aids, but they move so fast, you die in only 4 years, instead of the 8 from regular aids
He died in only 4 years, must have had rainbow aids
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