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Class Action Bitch

Also C.A.B(n)/(adj)
In the hierarchy of bitches,( i.e. basic bitch, bitch, ugly bitch, dirty bitch, sexy bitch, biacth, class action bitch, bitch queen, bitch of bitches, Hillary Clinton, The Goddess Hera {note, lesbians might include butch}), a Class Action Bitch is near the top tier of overly vindictive, venomous, and down right evil bitches. Replete with a tongue that drips venomous accusations, a permanent bitch face, and a tendency to be followed by an entire order of jabbering White Knights, a Class Action Bitch has the law, the media, and the academics on her side. A single faked tear can unleash her hordes of soldiers ready to defend Muh Lady's honor by taking it out on your ass.

A Class Action Bitch may strike without notice and usually without any mercy whatsoever for any perceived slight or internalized offense. If you must deal with a Class Action Bitch, proceed very cautiously, be sure to have a spare job, and a really good lawyer(s). It wouldn't hurt to study their sacred feminist texts in order to understand what triggers them the most. See everything for more information on what triggers a Class Action Bitch.

Note that a Class Action Bitch does not need to be intelligent, her danger comes from the influence she has with Hwite Knights, or radical feminists in positions of power who can then be used to indirectly damage you.

Murray felt his blood freeze as he felt the cold stare of Susan, the Class Action Bitch, slice through him. That afternoon Murray was fired from his job for what was described as sexual harassment, despite this being his first day and not even speaking to the woman.

"Shh, don't say that man! You see that woman over there? Well she's a real Class Action Bitch! Last week she got a guy fired on his first day for turning on the air conditioner without her consent!"

Laura realized that Kristine was allowing her to use her homework and sit at her table to get with Jeremy, even though Jeremy was Laura's boyfriend, but Laura needed Kristine for the grades, fucking Class Action Bitch!!!

Not giving a damn anymore, George called Lisa a Class Action Bitch C.A.B, knowing full well the grim repercussions that would follow. George we barely knew thee....

Jimmy's mother is such a Class Action Bitch, last week during the soccer game, she went our of her way to disqualify a player on the other team because he looked at Jimmy the wrong way.

by Jiffy Wilakurs May 23, 2018


Action Horny

The lust for action and blood when after seeing an explosion, gun fight, knife fight, or other from a movie/ show.

We just watched an action movie. As soon as the first explosion went off, Kyle got all Action Horny

by WhaleFail November 8, 2010


Actions have consequences

Actions have consequences.... That are imposed by charlatans... Whose actions have no consequences...

Hym "Hey, remember when I was all like 'If you're going to DO NOTHING BUT collectively demonize and mock TYPES of people you can't be surprised when you get what you deserve'?"

A shit-brain "My behavior towards people like you isn't justification for you to-"

Hym "Ah! Wait! That's what I JUST SAID! YOU SOUND LIKE HYM! Which was it? Is my behavior towards whoever justification for my demonization and derision? Then how is your behavior towards them not justification for the thing they are doing?"

A shit-brain "Violence isn't the same as-"

Hym "DOESN'T MATTER! The similarly is that the person it's happening to PROBABLY doesn't think it's justified! Nope! This is what I said would happen... Happening... A PRIME example of it! Because the trannies WEREN'T murdering a bunch of people until the schizophrenic horde turned their gaze upon them. This is me being right again! Actions have consequences! What are the consequences of me saying that to you!? WHO KNOWS!? It could be ANYTHING! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!"

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023


action packed titty flack

The "Action Packed Titty Flack" is when you are grabbing at your girl's titties while you're an extra for a Michael Bay movie, the scene with you touching the titties will not be in the final cut because it usually ends in a law suit.

yo brother guy i just pulled a fat action packed titty flack on the set of one of the transformer movies.

by theguydudebuddyfella June 20, 2018


climate action

The belief inspired by hope and necessity that political, community and technological change can slow or reverse rapid industrial scale climate change

I joined extinction rebellion and 350 because I wanted to get more involved in climate action.

by March 8, 2022


action sauce

Action sauce: I get that we are both ready to go in our 20 year-old brains, but it’s super late, your drunk and unless you’re ready to produce action sauce, let’s table this until tomorrow.

Dude, I love you and stuffs, but it’s so late and you have to work in 4 hours. So let’s wait until you can actually produce some ‘action sauce’. My lady parts are done for today.

by JennyJames September 30, 2022


Actionable

My ability to do anything here is entirely contingent on a stalking apparatus in which you, Sam sedar, are an active participant.

Hym "How actionable? Really?"

by Hym Iam August 1, 2024