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an African American is a light skinned brother who is tired of being called a Mexican and is angry at the world. there is no mistaking the two when you see a black man you call him black if you see a sorta black man you call him African American.
True African Americans have very unusual names which are often the result of the Favorite food and or the first thing the mother sees while she is giving birth. EX:(Velveeta, Dasanni, and sanders.) while a Black man is given a traditional name like EX:( Tom *click* *click* jones) there is also a chart to determine the corecct term for a NIGGER yes i said NIGGER get over it crackers we were all thinking it.
this chart will help you identify your black friend the higher the number the less black you are. each of which result in a deferent term of communication for the black man.
1.The only thing seperating you from midnight is 11:59.(NIGGA)
2.your dad has slept more white women since you were born than you can count on both hands and feet.(HOMIE)
3.if the lights go off really quick you turn invisible for a few seconds.(BLACK)
4. you like fried chicken BUT you also like mayonnaise on it.(AFRICAN AMERICAN)
5.black kid with an afro.(AFRO-KIN)
6. you would rather watch a sport than play it.(BROTHA)
7. you like Eminem nuff said (HO-HO)
8. you have mostly white friends. (WATERMELON)
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person 1:Damn that African American is a fucking class 3 NIGGA
person 2:Shit you right
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A girl with so many pubes u can even see her pussy so you must use a machete to get to the goods. Soon to find out "she" has a dick
Dude last night i picked up this whore who had so many pubes i got my grandfathers machete to cut them away but i soon found out it was a man. It was one epic South-African Safari
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Any White person born and raised in South Africa.
White South Africans like to live the good life, they're a calm, and welcoming ethnic minority. However, they tend to get very violent if provoked. I myself, have never seen such carnage before I went to South Africa.
A White South African can be your best friend, but if you cross them, they can be as cruel as if a group of Colombian and Russian scientists genetically engineered him/her.
Be wary of Afrikaans women especially, they tend to be crazy, all they want to do is serve you food and get pregnant.
Afrikaans men, they tend to be the racist ones of the ethnic minority. So approach those guys with caution.
All other White South Africans except the Afrikaans, are sane, and awesome people - if you stay on their good side.
I saw a guy get beaten to shit by this one dude in South Africa, something to do with a girl. I also saw this other guy get shot in the head for looking at this other dude wrong...
Guy 1: "Dude that guy is a Bad Motherfucker"
Guy 2: "You see that dude get curb-stomped?! That guy who did it must have been a"
Girl: "White South African?"
Guy 1 & 2: "Yeah"
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Long wooden object that scratches the body or any place of the body.
Primary the glutious maximums.
Native Africans used this wooden object to scratch there unreachable body parts.
Malcolm please retrieve me an African booty scratcher from the market when you go pick up the plantine please.
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Not really beer at all, It is just Zebra piss drank out of a vuvuzela by South African's whilst they stand around smoking vulture brains and talking about how shit their country is.
Man1: "Hey Heinrich, anymore of this warm golden South African beer to quench my thirst?"
Heinrich: "Yeh, smoking these vulture brains really makes you thirsty hey.......... by the way, how shit is our country?"
Man1: "Pretty shit indeed"
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A ugly person that is really weird
βYou are a Giant African millipede.β
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It's a term created by red necks to call any white person out for being ok with black people
(white man and black man greet each other)
Red neck:you better watch out for them niggers
White man:there isn't anything wrong with African Americans
Redneck:GODAMN African booty scratcher!
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