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Alabama Hotpocket

When you defecate inside of your sister’s vaginal canal and proceed to have sexual intercourse with a burning sensation.

“I gave my sister an Alabama Hotpocket after a long day of working on the farm.”

by cwbyz April 12, 2023


Alabama No-Knock

When your wife or significant other is not a willing to participate in sexual intercourse, so you insert 1 to 5 fingers into her anus or vagina (or a combination of the two), in an attempt to persuade said person to be sexually aroused. Usually followed with a law enforcement intervention.

My old lady wouldn't put out. So I have her the ol' Alabama No-Knock right in the pooter. Can you post my bond?

by Wren & Simpy February 28, 2021


Alabama China

Paper plates, plastic utensils/cups.

Let's use the Alabama China so we don't have to wash dishes.

by CainisAble February 22, 2016


Alabama Airdrop

Ejaculating while spinning your penis in a helicopter motion.

I gave your mom an Alabama Airdrop last night when I finished

by Señor Stalin February 22, 2023


Alabama pirate

A chick who steals other girls panties while the other girls boyfriend is wearing them.

Stumpy girlfriend is gonna be pissed, he let the Alabama Pirate snatch his girlfriends panties off his ass..

by Whosthedirtysavior October 3, 2022


Alabama pirate

A chick who steals other girls panties while the other girls boyfriend is wearing them.

Stumpy girlfriend is gonna be pissedhe let the Alabama Pirate snatch his girlfriends panties off his ass..

by Whosthedirtysavior October 3, 2022


Alabama Hotsauce

When your cousin cums in your butthole and he then proceeds to put hotsauce in his mouth, right before you fart in his mouth creating the ever so delicious mixture of cumsauce in his mouth

Lola: hey Jenny, so how was your night with cletus?
Jenny: well cletus sure is kinky he wanted me to do the Alabama Hotsauce on him.
Lola: OML that sounds Hot!!! I'm so wet.

by Cacaman 3000 May 17, 2021