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The big wild nonce who likes to play with children
Ahh there he is
Father alan the sex offender
one who's dick is comparable in size to a peanut
i can smell that guys alan hughes from here
he has a big cock about 8 inches he gets bitch's he most likely got laid last night. He smokes and drinks his pain away he is great in bed and all the chick s love him he plays games he has an Xbox he is very rich cause he gets paid to root people
ohhhh dam I wish I was like Jon-Alan
When you are sooooo drunk(out of your mind) that you shitttt all over yourself and laugh about it!
omfg i think i just pulled an alan all over myself.
When you sodomize a one night stand avoiding lube, spit, or anything else that may aid the penetration
She couldn't walk right for a week after he pulled an Alan on her
He's lucky she didn't press charges after he pulled an Alan
Handsome, inside and out. He's been through alot, and is one of the strongest people alive. He is always there for you when you need a crying shoulder. He is a good bestfriend and will always be close to the ones he's known the longest. He is good with kids. No matter what happens, he will always be there for his family. He would never cheat, or betray anyone. Loving and easy to love. He has problems showing his true feelings, but never give up on him. he is worth the wait.
Girl one: your friends with Dwight alan?
girl two: yeah, why?
girl one: Dont ever lose him. he is the best!!
girl two: i know.
Is kid with a sister that has probably gotten demolished by his Brother in law many times and has to jerk everyday cause he is a very big virgin.
Hey man your being such an Alan Era.