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This was a song written by Don McLean in 1971. The lyrics have many interpretaions by many different people. Most common would be the idea the this song is about Buddy Holly and his plane crashing. This song in other interpritations mentions tons of famous music artist such as the Beetles, the Byrds, The Rolling Stones, and others. The record was released on a 45 and is over 8 minutes long. When played on radio stations only one side was played so the DJs wouldnt have to flip the reocrd in the middle of the song.-jkg
So, bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my chevy to the levee
But the levee was dry
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die
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A term used to describe an American citizen who is either from the Philippines, someone who's ancestors are from the Philippines. Some are dual citizens, others are either permanent resident or citizens only of the United States. A true Filipino American has learned to love both the Philippines and the U.S., embracing their heritage but taking pride in being an American. Other stupid pricks that decide to bash on one country or another any chance they get are not considered Filipino Americans, they are called assholes. Others discriminate against Filipino Americans because of the stereotypes that surround them, but they can go fuck themselves.
Asshole: Man I hate the Philippines and America.
Filipino American: You are a piece of shit and no one will ever love you, ever.
Asshole: (Heart attack) OWWW!!!! (Death)
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Medium-sized urban private university in Washington, DC that is made up of SJWs, smelly hipsters, hot sorority girls, stoners, great minds, annoying political wonks, and frat stars that punch cops and get charged $250,000 for 110 counts of underage drinking.
"Wow! American University is such a lame school!"
"You're wrong. AU is the hot, fun, and wild one of the DC Three."
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When a guy fucks a girl on top of an American flag while holding a shotgun and drinking a beer, then finishes on her face while making the majestic screeching noises of a bald eagle.
"How was it man?"
"Dude, I gave her 'The Full American'"
"DAAAAAAAMN"
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Much like African-American or Asian-American, Irish-Americans are Americans who are of Irish heritage.
Why doesn't Uncle Sam kiss Irish-Americans' asses like he does African-Americans? I mean, c'mon, Irish-Americans are so much sexier!
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Any impossible get-rich-quick or love at first sight type gimmick that was used to exploit legions of immigrants and blind, hopeful dreamers once upon a time.
This dream is especially important in an individualistic, greedy society in which wealth equals true human value. To many, the American dream is to become rich or famous. To some, it is to be extremely happy.
Both will lead to ruin and leave the dreamers disillusioned.
F. Scott Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby and Theodore Dreiser's An American Tragedy both discuss the downfalls of the American Dream.
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What white people say when they afraid to say black especially when a black person is in the room.
But you KNOW when that black person leaves the room, they say that shit w/ some other words too.
Tom: My niggaaa!! ... did you see that black chick w/ that big ol' booty?!
Bob: Fo' shizzle, my nigga. I love me some bla--
*black person comes in*
Tom: Shh, bob!!
Black guy: Hey, what're you guys talking about?
Tom: Oh, nothing. Just saw an african american women walk by w/ a rather large rear end, that's all. -chuckles-
Bob: Yep, that's all. -fake laugh-
Black guy: You know I don't get offended if you say black, & not all of us came from africa.
Tom: What?! But that's such a racist term! I would never say that.
Bob: Never ...
Black guy: Whatever *leaves the room*
Tom: So yea, niggaa, that black bitch got a big ol' booty!!
Bob: Sheeeit, I just wanna grab that shit & spank it!! WOOO! *makes spanking motions*
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