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Aske

definition of a dude who has energi on mondays.

how tf are you alive ITS MONDAY?
aske: im happy

by jakob med c February 3, 2020


Aske

Super hot, nice and good looking. Probably fucking a hot bitch right now. Who knows?

Person one: where is Aske
Person two: fucking bitches

Person one: ahhhh

by KING!"# May 14, 2018


Aske

A stunningly good up-and coming band from Eastern Europe.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard about Aske?
Person 2: Yes, they are absolutely phenomenal!

by Fatalityy March 26, 2024


Don't ask questions, just trust the process.

A phrase meaning "Mind your own business"

Friend: why are you writing a check to yourself?

Me: Don't ask questions, just trust the process.

by Idontsuckcock November 6, 2023


no one asked

A very useless comeback.

When little kids say this they are basically saying that they have no comebacks left. This sentence also can be used when a person says something that's nothing about them but they still reply with "no one asked"
Also whoever uses this is also a stupid shit.

Random person: Guys... my family died so i'm not gonna be here for a few days
Some random ass kid: No one asked dude!🤓🤓🤓🤓

by August 5, 2023


risky ask

To ask a question that is dangerous. It’s either really successful or it Fails outright and there is no in between

Edwin : Hey Miranda can I get a kiss?

Miranda: That’s a risky ask! Let me think about it

by DemiDwayne November 29, 2022


nobody asked

a fucking retarded and shit comeback used by idiots who try to be cool.

person 1: hey it's my birthday
some retarded dumbass: nobody asked
person 1: shut the actual fuck up

by harrypotterfanxxxxxxxxx6 March 24, 2023