definition of a dude who has energi on mondays.
how tf are you alive ITS MONDAY?
aske: im happy
Super hot, nice and good looking. Probably fucking a hot bitch right now. Who knows?
Person one: where is Aske
Person two: fucking bitches
Person one: ahhhh
A stunningly good up-and coming band from Eastern Europe.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard about Aske?
Person 2: Yes, they are absolutely phenomenal!
A phrase meaning "Mind your own business"
Friend: why are you writing a check to yourself?
Me: Don't ask questions, just trust the process.
A very useless comeback.
When little kids say this they are basically saying that they have no comebacks left. This sentence also can be used when a person says something that's nothing about them but they still reply with "no one asked"
Also whoever uses this is also a stupid shit.
Random person: Guys... my family died so i'm not gonna be here for a few days
Some random ass kid: No one asked dude!🤓🤓🤓🤓
To ask a question that is dangerous. It’s either really successful or it Fails outright and there is no in between
Edwin : Hey Miranda can I get a kiss?
Miranda: That’s a risky ask! Let me think about it
a fucking retarded and shit comeback used by idiots who try to be cool.
person 1: hey it's my birthday
some retarded dumbass: nobody asked
person 1: shut the actual fuck up