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Adj. meaning all-out; with every effort; complete.
Why live life half-assed when you can live it full-assed?
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a huge BASS booming fart that's shockwave alerts other people sitting on the couch, bench, floor or bed.
that ASS FART knocked over my drink, and it was 4 feet away!
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A posse, usually small, that epicly fails at life and is stupid.
Let's get out of here! Greg is here with his ass posse and all they do is fuck around with their dicks!
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(adj) The unsightly appearance of a person, place or thing. Commonly used in military setting when a superior scolds a junior (or group of juniors) for not keeping his/her/their appearance, living quarters, uniform, or equipment up to a standard of cleanliness and/or organization.
Synonyms: jacked up, fucked up, screwed up
Sergeant Slapstick: "Private Dingleberry!... I KNOW you did not just fall into my formation lookin so assed up... Get your stankin' ass back in the barracks to SHAVE, PUT ON A PRESSED UNIFORM and CLEAN YOUR BOOTS, you fuckin' fuckstick!"
Drill Sergeant Payne: "WAKE UP, 1st PLATOON!!! Now I KNOW y'all didn't go to bed last night leaving my bay floor lookin' so assed up! TOE THE LINE!!!"
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Moving sideways in front of a crowd of people whilst releasing noxious intestinal gasses for their sensory enjoyment.
I ass strafed a bunch of people on Market Street on my way into the office.
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If you push too hard, you might pop ass grapes. Therefore; you should maintain a diet high in fibre.
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The term a cyclist uses to describe what their bike seat feels like after it has become extremely uncomfortable due to either the duration of a bike ride or the number of consecutive days of bike riding.
By the fifth day of the Bicycle Ride Across Nebraska (BRAN), I could swear my seat had turned into an ass hatchet.
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