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"The biggest internet event in history"
Guy 1: Hey what are you gonna do on August 25th?
Guy 2: Probably gonna watch some Youtubers kick the crap out of each other.
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The birthday of the most special and kind man in the world, there is not a single person in this world that doesn't love him , he shares smiles and joy. Most people know him from his role in the series teen wolf as Stiles Stilinski . DYLAN O'BRIEN'S BIRTHDAY OFCCC!!!
Zoe : Do you know who's birthday is on august 26 ?
Maria : No. Who ?
Zoe : Dylan O'Brien my fave actor !
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August 9th is national Orgasm day. The day to fuck and make the female feel good , shaking during sexual intercourse .
It’s August 9th , my type of days . Can’t wait to fuck this girl and make her legs shake .
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Official nudes receiving day,
If you were born on this day you deserve nudes.
Ryan: “Bro its my birthday the 27 august!”
Kevin: “Oh you’re going to love the naked pics you’re going to recieve”
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give the lad a kiss then give him a blowie
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girl: its 3 august my guy
birthday boy: oh shit get sucking
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Anybody born on this day is strong and idependent and i never alone. They will be best friends with some one born on the following dates 1, 23, 17, 27
They will also face many hardships but someone will always have their backs
Finally they would be of african decent and would marry their best friend.
August 27 is the day a star is born to put it shortly
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When A guy named Austin puts grape jelly on his penis to act as lubricant. Then uses his grape jelly flavored penis to have sex with an old 80+ yr old woman, then has her suck the rest of the jelly off after he cums in her face infront of her grandchildren.
Austin: oh you are watching your grandkids today; you have any grape jelly?
Old lady: yes.
Austin. Good spread it on my dick so I can give you a dirty August.
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