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An improved but slightly more bootleg version of the english language
American: "I can never understand aussies when they speak"
Australian: "Fuck off the bloody idiot, the Australian language is the same as yours"
The official language of Australia. Different than English. Commonly discredited as not its own entity. Consists of separate grammar and spelling that is not recognized by those unfamiliar or unaccepting of Australian heritage. Often results in overly unwarranted criticism
‘They don’t speak English in Australia…they speak Australian ’
‘The doctor spoke in the Australian language and instructed the patient to breath as he placed his bouncey stethescope on her chest’
A butt licking that is counter clockwise
I think I will mix it up tonight and give Holly an Australian rim job
When you blow a load on your partner's arse cheeks (preferably after anal) and then wipe it up with your pubic hair
"I was fucking this chick and she forced me to perform the Australian duster. I'm gonna kill that slut"
When you douse your partner's pubes with gasoline then light it up, giving them a bushfire at their down under.
Dave felt adventurous last night, so I tried the Australian bushfire on him! Pity he is in the hospital now.
When you are having Anal intercourse with an Australian woman who has not shaved her asshole and you get rug burn on your penis
"Damn she really needs to shave down under. She really hit me with the Australian Bush Fire!!"
2 men competing to insert their penis in the others rectum
Guy#1 "Dude why are you walking like that"
Guy#2 "my dad beat me in Australian Jousting last night"