What every girl says and wishes...
" Tom Holland is mine! Back off!"
mining (v). doing anything school related. derived from the room (30/01/22).
i been mining lately. that shit has me v as fuck
The act of fighting because you are bored and have nothing better to do.
Alex had just gotten off work and since he had no TV, books, or any kind of entertainment at his apartment he started mining with is roommates.
When you are standing in line for a ride at Shanghai Disneyland and it is so packed and crowded that someone accidentally sticks a finger right in your butthole.
Peter was excited to go the crowded party until he got a Shanghai Mine Train in the hallway and didn’t know who did it.
A 175 subscriber YouTuber who is an egotistical asshole and thinks he is rich by flexing cheap items and trying to manipulate his young ass audience to believe that he is actually rich. He is also an insensitive asshole aswell. He bullies people who criticizes him in the comments by saying "You are not allowed to criticize me because you have less subscribers and get less views than me" and other bullshit like that and when he gets called out for it, he makes a video, "WHY AM I GETTING HATE" when he clearly knows why he is getting hate. In that video, he manipulates people into not hating on him by saying that "they're a bad person if they do". He also calls out people with the same name as him and accuses them of "copying" him, when they don't at all. They just have the same name.
Hi, I'm Baldi! Nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song, it goes, "Ding-dong"
Like the door I open on you
Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see me campfire willy
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Welcome to my hooker palace)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Please don't leave, I have no friends)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Let's go camping, let me touch ya)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Haha, I tied you up)
Every boy and girl, come dance around
Let's get an orgy started
Get the Bully's fists and the skipping rope
We'll fill your asshole with it
Gonna make it rain Coca-Cola
Gonna send you right back to detention
Pay attention to my dick's ascension
Sixteen bits of dodgy tension
You cry, I just hit harder
You're wrong, I'll speed up faster
I rigged this for my pleasure
In this classroom, I'm the master
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
I'm gonna make you scared of me
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
You're my ecstasy
(insert the rest of the lyrics)
Hey bro have you listened to the You're Mine song by DAGames?
Oh yeah its so good, it goes like Hi, I'm Baldi! Nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
right?
Hi, I'm Baldi, nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right, but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song, it goes, "Ding-dong"
Like the door I open on you
Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see me campfire willy
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Welcome to my hooker palace)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Please don't leave, I have no friends)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Let's go camping, let me touch ya)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Haha, I tied you up)
Every boy and girl, come dance around
Let's get an orgy started
Get the Bully's fists and the skipping rope
We'll fill your asshole with it
Gonna make it rain Coca-Cola
Gonna send you right back to detention
Pay attention to my dick's ascension
Sixteen bits of dodgy tension
You cry, I just hit harder
You're wrong, I'll speed up faster
I rigged this for my pleasure
In this classroom, I'm the master
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
I'm gonna make you scared of me
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
You're my ecstasy
Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"
(the rest of the song is on the site named Genius, or search up You're Mine song to know the rest)
Have you heard of the You're Mine song?
Yeah It's my favourite song!
It goes like: Hi, I'm Baldi, nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right, but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song, it goes, "Ding-dong"
Like the door I open on you
Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see me campfire willy
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Welcome to my hooker palace)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Please don't leave, I have no friends)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Let's go camping, let me touch ya)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Haha, I tied you up)
Every boy and girl, come dance around
Let's get an orgy started