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penis bird

A scarlet macaw that will get on a man's penis during masturbation whcih will disturb their masturbation if it ends up in their house and will get on their penis ......

Kid:what's that bird doing on the man's stick?

Tom had a penis bird on him and disturbed his masturbation

The penis bird flew through the windown and on to the penis during masturbation

by markunami November 12, 2006

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terror bird

A female who suffers from pathological narcissism or the aggressive form of borderline personality disorder. Bird is slang for woman in many parts of the world. Prehistoric terror birds (scientific name Phorusrhacids) were carnivorous, flightless apex predators 1-3 meters tall.

These people can be difficult to screen out because they are often very good at hiding their real selves, especially the narcissistic types. In addition they are frequently physically attractive. Includes gold digger types.

Jane is just a terror bird who'll help you spend as much of your money as she can and then dump you.

by Cumbre Vieja March 21, 2015


bird-tation

When one has a bird-tation it means they have messed up.

This is derived from Serene Branson' botched news report on CBS the night of the Grammys.

Also could be spelled berdtation or even birtation

I had a bird-tation and spilled ketchup all over my blazer.

by ChrisTechTV March 1, 2011


Spider bird

The process of teaching a bird to grow 6 more legs

Yo that is a spider bird, shit how do you know it got 8 legs

by VariableOne1 March 16, 2023


Horned Bird

A bastardization of giving someone the finger and throwing the Devil Horns gesture made popular by the Heavy Metal community. This is either done because someone is too tired to care, because they are a poser, or because they were torn between telling someone to rock on and fuck off.

My buddy had his picture taken with Isahn at Prog Power. He obviously didn't want it taken, can't you see the Horned Bird he's giving the camera?

by an on e muz October 22, 2011


Swamp-Bird

Another word for swamp pussy. Generally a female with an unwashed, swamp-like vagina. Primarily used by Coal Grove middle school students.

“Damn, that bitch stank! I think she got swamp-bird!”

by Sammmmmmy69 October 12, 2019


Bird brain

A simple phrase that means that something is really dumb.

Aw damn, Melissa got a bird brain

by SlipNdip_69 March 30, 2020