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A bastardization of the phrase thems the breaks, a phrase meaning "it is what it is".
The phrase is likely inspired by the phrase "roll the bones", meaning to roll dice or generally to gamble, referring to "that's just how the dice land".
"Dang, I dropped my car keys down a sewer grate."
"Well, thems the bones."
Getting punched in the face with a penis.
Man, that girl was about to go down on me but I accidentally tripped and gave her a bone sandwich.
The term beige bone would be used to describe any mixed Negro-American that is too light to be called a red bone, or a yellow bone. These niggas are literally beige colored. That's you know they a real beige bone.
So basically niggas like Steph Curry.
Sway: "You ain't black bro"
Logic: "I'm bi-racial!"
Sway: "Na nigga you a 'beige bone'."
A very large, girthy penis. Well above average. Generally, those classified as having a “horse cock”. Known to induce the gag reflex of the person or persons performing oral gratification and also for pounding the cervix of female partners.
Rachel was choking and slobbering all over my gag bone.
My gag bone was pounding her cervix. She said no body has had a gag bone that can beat her guts like mine.
Bone tired is not a synonym for "Very Tired" or "Wiped out." It goes far deeper. Being bone tired is to be so deeply exhausted your bones themselves feel dull and weak. Every cuticle, every fiber of your being be it mental, physical, or emotional want nothing more than the sweet release of lady moon herself. To be bone tired is to see the eyes of eternal slumber and deny it the satisfaction of another morsel. You do not get to the state of bone tired easy, it takes an extreme sadist or an unfortunate insomniac to even crack the surface of what it is to be bone tired.
If you find yourself being under the influence of this dreary mental state just remember that it is temporary, and if absolute worse comes to worse I recommend contacting the sketchiest local vet you can find and acquiring a large dosage of horse tranquilizers. If all else fails a swift but firm blow to the head may do the trick, but this method is unreliable and 'adverse' effects may come as a result.
Two people walk into a room where they encounter a third person deliriously stumbling around.
"Yo you good?" Asks one to the disorientated husk.
"Abagoobah, kreembop ga poopy poopy droopy droppy"
"WTF?" says the second.
"Nah, look at his eyes, he isn't even here rn" says the first.
"Kleip boppop hepg" says the empty shell.
"Dudes BONE tired" says the second as they walk off into the sunset leaving the husk behind.
The art of shaving off all pubic hair
Craig-Did you blast that wee burd last night?
Archie-Course I did ya fucking mad man
Craig-Any good?
Archie-She was shaved to the bone and took it up the dump valve.
Craig-Hahahaha, I'll take that as an aye then?
Archie-Aye pal, she was a braw shag
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When you pretend to have a 3 way with a chick but you’re really having a sword fight with one of your boys
Yeah I told people in discord me and one of my boys had a 3 way with a chick but we were really clapping bones and cumming on each other’s cock heads