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A combination of pancake nipples and runny egg tits.
C/o tonygoodtimes
Yo,that girl Jenny is totally working with the unwanted breakfast.
(1) A raw, uncontrollable force so sexually attractive that it defies all explanation and reasoning.
Not even Walshy can resist the sexual powers of Better Breakfast.
to get so drunk that you wake up the following morning after sleeping face down on the ground outside
fuck man thats a lot of booze im gunna end up having a concrete breakfast tommorow
When you scrape up all the left over coke or meth off your card, razor blade, mirror, and/or scrape out your pipe frosties to do a line or rail after a night of partying or when you have nothing left and are making a last ditch effort to get high.
"Dude, I smoked up all my stash last night, I had to do a breakfast rail just to make it to work this morning."
Nutriotional Masochism
Tasty carbohydrate and fats followed by a ridiculous amount of nicotine and caffeine, a feel good Breakfast of champions!
Please don't judge my devotion to Nutritional Masochism....Cause I need it
When you shit on someone's chest, mash it into a flapjack and start flipping it over and over, shouting "yahoo" while bucking on top of them, and then making them eat the flapjack shit.
I gave Mark a Stampede Breakfast yesterday. He was thankful for the protein, but there was a lot of cleanup afterward.
When opening yogurt, the bit that always ends up shooting out of the container just as you open it up, generally hitting you in the face
Every Monday, I forget to turn my yogurt away from me, so I get a breakfast bukkake.