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Nutriotional Masochism
Tasty carbohydrate and fats followed by a ridiculous amount of nicotine and caffeine, a feel good Breakfast of champions!
Please don't judge my devotion to Nutritional Masochism....Cause I need it
When opening yogurt, the bit that always ends up shooting out of the container just as you open it up, generally hitting you in the face
Every Monday, I forget to turn my yogurt away from me, so I get a breakfast bukkake.
When you shit on someone's chest, mash it into a flapjack and start flipping it over and over, shouting "yahoo" while bucking on top of them, and then making them eat the flapjack shit.
I gave Mark a Stampede Breakfast yesterday. He was thankful for the protein, but there was a lot of cleanup afterward.
A type of breakfast which includes every edible item in plain sight. Often consumed in company of friends, or after a long or exciting night. Can be damaging to the consumer's heath.
Name derived from the consumer's vacuum-like mouth, sucking in anything regardless of caloric content.
I woke up this morning, and was so hungry I had a vacuum breakfast.
The look on someone's face when they had a delicious and filling breakfast and the look as if they just had amazing sex
John.."Hey Ryan you look super content did you just get laid?" Ryan... "No I just really enjoyed that breakfast!" John... "it looks like you have breakfast afterglow!"
When a male on the toilet is shitting, he runs outside with shit sticking half-way out his ass, and screams, "LOOK AT MY BREAKFAST!"
Yesterday, I did a public breakfast, and it fell out.
Exactly what you think it is. No, really.
"Hey Steve, did she feed you when you woke up this morning?"
"Yeah, she unloaded a nice brown breakfast right into my mouth!"