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to change gender from male to female or to have the penis removed and replaced with the vagina, may include hermaphrodites.
Friend 1: Yea I have a penis and a vagina
Friend 2: Awesome you must be a Brian Hickey!
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Brian's Plight: When a person lowers themselves to extreme desperate measures, simply to sound "in the right," usually resulting in non-sensical jibber jabber.
Person A: "Lately, Person B has been acting up lately. He must have Parkisons disease"
Person B "That makes no fucking sense - That sounds like Brian's Plight!"
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Is a person that needs sales, but can't find.
A person that feeds squirrels.
Someone that use to be the #1 sales rep.
Hi everyone. Brian Davis here, the #1 sales rep. Man, I need sales and I cant find them!
He is one of the most loyal people you will ever meet. He plays a lot of sports but he is insanely good at hockey and he might even make da NHL and he is also insanely good at soccer and if hockey doesn't work out he will go pro in soccer. If you have a friend named Brian you are one of the luckiest people in the world
Brian Zhang is the best
A Standard Brian is a person who joins a group chat, mutes the chat, and then randomly appears out of nowhere with a LOL or an LMAO in the group chat.
"You guys see how John is barely involved in that chat? He just tpyes LOL once a week, he's such a Standard Brian."
The world's most amazing husband and father.
Brian Moon rules, he always puts his family first.