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The Chicago Hot Dog is a fake sexual act unique to Chicago and its elevated train system.
The Chicago Hot Dog consists of a man receiving oral sex while standing with his back to a pillar of the L-train, and timing his orgasm to coincide with a train going past overhead, thunderously. The skill required to do this -- and sexual pay-off -- are enormous.
On my last company trip to Chicago I totally failed to close the business deal, but hey, I got a really nice Chicago Hot Dog at midnight, so I didn't go to bed mad.
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When a female gives a hickey using her vagina on the neck of a male.
Sam what are you going to tell your wife when she sees the Chicago bow tie that the stripper left on you?
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When one deficates on a girls chest, and proceeds to titty fuck with the crap on the chest, looking like a Chicago Chili-Dog
Man, I was getting some head, then I gave her Chicago Chili Dog to finish it off.
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A bitter, vengeful baseball fan consumed by their own rage over the decline of their 2005 championship team to mediocrity
Worldsirius, Shysocks, Melodal2, Angryhippie, Hoodafakowie, Base Balls 1-27, etc. are all Chicago Chokesox fans
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Somewhat like the cleveland steamer. A chicago shuffle is taking a poop on a girl's chest during intercourse. Then using your ass to smear the deuce down her body like a dog does on the floor, while wiggling your ass side to side.
Susan gets so into it when I chicago shuffle her.
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When ya girl gives you a blowjob, but your ween is in a hot-dog bun with
Mustard, relish, onion, pickle, tomato, and celery salt, in that order. (But never ketchup, ketchup never belongs on a Chicago Style Hotdog).
Be careful with this one, no one wants to go to the hospital from a bit d*ck.
My girl was really hungry and I was really horny, so I let her give a Chicago Style Blowjob.
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and on the 7th day god made the Chicago white sox
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