Cake Muscles

Cake Muscles are used to get bitches on your dilly.

yo dude, did you see that guy tre-flip the gap?
yea dog hes using his cake muscles!

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Cake Texting

a more inconspicuous way to talk a female, rather than regular caking on the phone around all your homies, cake texting can be silent conversation along with button mashing on your phone.

Rich:why are you mashing your buttons over there?
Andy:nothing just texting
Rich; you seem excited, seems like cake texting to me!

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butter cake

Only the greatest cake in the world! Found only in Philly. This cake is thin, gooey, deliciousness that tastes like 90% pure butter. Posers who try to make this cake are wack it has no comparison!

Yo that butter cake from philly was fantastic!

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Fat Cake

Army jargon for snack cakes such as honey buns, zebra cakes, twinkies, muffins, hostess cakes, etc.

You've been eating too many fat cakes soldier!

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Jonny Cakes

An amatuer ping pong player from Rutherford, New Jersey who occasionally beats George Schneider on pure luck.

Jonny Cakes : Ha! Good game loser!
George : That ball skimmed the edge you lucky bastard!

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Cum Cake

A cake that has cum frosting.

She just ate a cum cake.

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Rice Cake

Any kind of food made from rice that has been shaped, condensed, or otherwise combined into a single object.

A wide variety of rice cakes exist in many different cultures in which rice is eaten, particularly in Asia. They originate from Korea, where their ancestors made Tteok since the bronze age.

Tteok: Korean rice cakes
Puto: A Filipino steamed rice cake
Mochi: Japanese cakes made from glutinous rice

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