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the whitest school of fort covington (literally the only school) new york. the only thing you’ll ever hear walking down the halls is white kids saying the n word, teachers completely ignoring it and kids taking pics of other kids jerking off in the bathrooms. oh the bathrooms. walking into the girls bathroom you’ll see a crowd of girls laughing with their vapes in their hands. can never pee in peace. and the boys bathroom i would imagine to be much worse. once a kid walked into class and put a peed on chromebook from the boys bathroom. the teacher touched it before being informed it was filled with pee.
“my mom just signed me up for school at salmon river central school. heard it’s the worst. “
Where a group of fuckbois gather on a females post or picture and then get defensive when she tells them to Fuck off
Angela: Yeah she posted about getting a job and all these fuckbois said I'm hiring.
Myra: Sounds like fuckboi central.
Branding of political campaign coverage on The Daily Show and The Colbert Report mocking that used by "news" media. Another vehicle showcasing the ability of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert to confirm the mediocrity of politicians in a humorous manner that has us laughing so hard that we abandon the idea of storming Washington and state capitals nationwide with torches and pitchforks.
Comedy Central staff announcer: Comedy Central's Indecision is brought to you by Zyrtec.
Show comes back from commercial to Jon Stewart at his desk, a raucous crowd, and the Indecision 2012 logo. Viewers nationwide are pumping their fists in the air.
JS: "Tonight, as part of our continuing Indecision 2012 coverage, Jon Doe said something unbelievably and unforgivably stupid."
TV viewers and studio audience to themselves: "WTF? Again?"
JS: "Have a listen."
Politician at press conference: "I genuinely believe David Letterman is the funniest man on television."
JS starts swelling and wheezing. "Somebody help me! I'm extremely allergic to bulls***!"
TDS Correspondent John Oliver runs onto the set. "I've got the medication Jon! Go long!"
JS gets up from his chair and starts running away from JO, who winds up and throws pill to a diving JS, who catches it, pops it into his mouth.
JO answers phone. "Who is this? Rex Ryan?"
JS: "F***! The Jets have found a decent quarterback!"
JO: "Sorry sir, but I must respectfully decline. The 4 o'clock games conflict with tea."
JS Tebows. Cue the Alleluia Chorus. TV viewers and studio audience laugh hysterically.
Freedom Central = The United States of America
An area that is filled with hot, sexy men.
It's Gorilla Central at the beach right now let's go.
A BTS ARMY Discord Server that was opened on the 25th of March 2018. Army Central has a variety of channels such as art, writing, food, memes, and more. Army Central has their own BTS channels and extra few channels. We also have a Kpop and other fandom channels for everyone's liking. Trust me, as a fellow user of being in ARMY CENTRAL, You'll be confused a lot of the time since the chats are always on 25/8. Everyone's kind and friendly! just don't question the **fw chats.
Person 1: Woah, what happen to you? Had a bad night? Didn't sleep well?
Person 2: No, the ARMY CENTRAL was hype late at night, couldn't stop at all.
Hard working group of people who well not let any challenge stand in there way and try to better them selves every chance they get. From the outside looking in the look strange, putting them selves through living hell, but there the most loyal people you could ever meet.
Kid 1: do you know a floyd central wrestler?
Kid 2: yeah those guys can't be stopped