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A fictitious weapon shown by preteen neighborhood boys in order to lure younger, misguided girls into their closet.
If you do whatever I want for a week, I'll show you my Chinese Deathstar.
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The Chinese Fireball occurs during the act of a rusty trombone or conventional rimjob. While the trombone player is in the act, the receiver gives a reverse hip check, causing ass cheek to face contact, pushing the givers head back. While this happens the reverse yells "Chinese Fireball", simultaneously reaching for a lighter, and flatulating. He then proceeds to ignite the lighter creating a ball of fire in the giver's face, often causeing singed eyebrows, foul odor in face and battered pride.
Joe- "Dude did you shave your ass?"
Mike- "No, I burnt all the hair off when I gave your mom a chinese fireball the other day."
Joe- "that explains her singed eyebrows, foul face odor, and battered pride."
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Its a sex act when you put you're nuts inside a woman's asshole and start spinning like a helicopter
"Hey Greg did you try the Chinese helicopter on you're girl last night?"
"Yes I did bro it was awesome"
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A form of anal sex , in which rapid quick spanking occurs when the penis is inserted.
I gave her a Chinese Firecracker last night
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1. shove one chopstick up your ass and another down your urethra
2. hang day old bananas from the ceiling by a string. (make sure the string hangs the banana at face length... you'll see why in a minute)
3. blindfold yourself
4. walk around and pretend those very bananas are erect penis's as they slap your face ever so.
The Chinese Kamikaze is the reason i get up in the morning.
Kyle: Dude, best Tuesday morning ever.
Rick: Why, what happened kyle?
Kyle: I gave myself a Chinese Kamikaze at my mother-in-laws house before anyone woke up.
Rick: Sweet?
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Being sick after eating Chinese food, usually at a newly discovered restaurant or one of ill repute. Phrase originally coined by Rusty of Charlotte, NC
Man, I've got to stop this binging. I'm suffering from the *worst* Chinese Hangover.
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A mainland Chinese is someone who is Chinese ofc and is rich kind of like an international student
"Do you see that azn guy right there he has a Louis Vuitton bag and Yeezies"
"Bro he's probably a mainland Chinese"
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