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Christopher is an absolute fucking bitch who will try to manipulate you into sending nudes. He will also fake his death because he doesn't know how to ask people to talk to him. Once you break up with him he will try to date all your friends and fail miserably.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about Christopher?
Person 2: Yea he's an absolute fucking bitch.
Person 1: I know right!?
Christopher is a person that will try to manipulate you into sending nudes and will fake his death for 10 minutes because he doesn't know how to ask for attention. When you finally break up with him he will try to date all your friends and fail miserably.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about Christopher?
Person 2: HE'S AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING BITCH I HATE HIM.
Person 1: I KNOW RIGHT!?
the best man ever
the smartest guy you'll meet
omg is that christopher
omg omg omg omg omg it is
Christopher is a black gay male
"Christopher! You are the most gay person I know!"
When you see a Christopher, you're heart could skip a beat. There is something about being in his presents that will make you want to meet. Christopher's have a smile that can make your heart skip a beat. If you dare look into his eye, it will knock you off your feet. Guys will be extremely jealous when he is around another girl they like, because a Christopher has a wicked sense of humor that will have you lagging all night. Guys fall in love with the personality of a Christopher. Christopher knows many people from all walks of life. He will share his live and time with the peoe who do him rite. Don't be mistaken by that gorgeous smile. If you angry him , he will do things out of spite. A Christopher know just the words to crush a single soul, he can give it but not take it. A Christopher wants to be loved and liked by all. A Christopher has deep secrets that you would never knew exist. If he share one with you. Know that you may be at risk. A chistopher w can find pleasure in mess with your brain. That's only if you are easily astray. He is honest with some truths, he will do things for shits and giggles when he is alone. Gaslights his boys who are confused and doesn't know. A Christopher only stays where he feels needed, will disappear if he is not appropriated. Those he loved will always hold a place some where in his huge heart. He never forget a face. Christopher have strong sexapeal, girl melt with the just one brush of his feel.
Girl1:_"Where did your date go?"
Girl2:_" I wish I knew, he was here one minute
laughing." The next he went "Christopher "on
One minute he there the next he is gone pops up out of nowhere. ( Then pulls a Christopher) he is gone
Yes, hello there Christopher, hi! 🖐 Yes that's exactly where I'm from. And no, it's not a little of both. You know I hang around you work-salesmen infotainment self-help guys so I doubt it's very hard for you to assume that the algorithm will bring me to you and it takes very little effort for you to seed a couple of those in every episode and assume I'll catch a clip.
Hym "Why yes, Christopher. I do relate to that. So glad to have you as a fan! What's your favorite part? Is it the child-murder or is it the blasphemy? Little of both? Came for the child-murder and stayed for the blasphemy? Is it the underlying meta-narrative? Most people like the underlying meta-narrative. Like like to make derivative shows and what not... But that's ok. And that's fine. You don't have to say my name. I will insult you and everything you belive and PROBABLY your children until you change your mind. So... Try not not to have ugly kids or something, m'kay? Makes it too easy. Welp... I don't have anything else for now... So, yeah..."