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The build up of dirt and grease under the nails resulting from the inability to clean oneself properly during a weekend coke binge. Usually noticed at 8am Monday morning after two hours sleep and no time to have a shower before work.
An experienced professional will have a 99p nail brush purchased from Tesco on his person at all times.
"Jesus Christ, who has bled over the note? Fuck that, look at your fucking coke nails!!"
"Oh sweet Nathan has taken posted another selfie - dude, check out his coke nails"
"Can't believe he tried to finger me with his coke nails"
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what pussys drink when they can't handle straight Jack Daniels
jack and coke drinker: omg how can you stand to drink straight Jack
Straight jack drinker: well, the first shot burns, the second shot tastes sweet, and the rest...go down like water
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some one who needs to drink coca-cola everyday. addictcted to soda like someone addicted to drugs.
She's such a coke whore she waisted her last dollar on soda.
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The sissy way of drinking whiskey, makes for an awfully sweet mixture that doesn't really taste like Coke, but also not like whiskey. A waste of a good drink and a good soda. And in some bars, if you order a whiskey, waiters won't even ask and bring you just that. Particularly in gay bars.
"Yo, I just ordered a bottle of Jack Daniel's whiskey for us!" - "Great, I love you, man!" - Bottle arrives - "Wait a second, what the fuck is that supposed to be?!?" - "Did he actually mess it up with Coke!?!" - "LET'S VANDALIZE THIS PLACE!"(Conversation between two gentlemen who both hate whiskey and Coke)
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Hey I'm going to see Vanilla Coke today, he can't rhyme for shit
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After having anal sex, you piss brown shit into a bottle.
I gave a mexican coke to my friend and he drank it.
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