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Instable Computer

A computer about to fall due to a bad surface it stands on - commonly comfused by newbs with Instable Operating System

Oh no! I have an instable computer - i should really move it to a place where it is less prone to falling.

by The Overmind July 7, 2004

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Obsessive Computing Disorder

Psychological / neurological condition.

The inability to pass a single moment without interacting with a computer screen of some sort.

The inability to pause and relax and actually think about nothing, without feeling the overwhelming need to fill your consciousness with the inane drivel that your extended circle of "friends" post on their social media.

The inability to interact with real people in a social situation without fucking tweeting that you're doing so and instagramming a photo of it onto fucking pinterest.

Work was utterly hectic so I took five minutes away from the desk to do a crap, but I have Obsessive Computing Disorder so before I knew it I was getting my phone out for a quick game of turds with friends

by jwgrooves October 24, 2013


a/s computing

worst lesson ever.governed by a syllabus that makes you do EVERYTHING the hard way(yes those program diagrams are a useful way of planning a 15 line program) and staffed by biatch

see shite , useless or my personal favourite cum dumpster

by piratetaco December 13, 2004

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Obessesive Computer Disorder

a lot like obssesive compulsive disorder, there is the constant need to check one's email, facebook, myspace ect. Also referred to as OCD

Yeah the power went out this weekend and my OCD was acting up, I had to go over to Joe's just to check my email.

Joe's Obessesive Computer Disorder is really getting the best of him, we should try and get him some help.

by ckwhy November 12, 2010


Disobedient Computer Syndrome

A pandemic malady afflicting most anyone who uses hardware, software, and an operating system together. Add a network operating system or proprietary Internet connection software, and you have an acute case on your hands.

Abbreviation: DCS

Ever since I installed SP2, this blasted PC exhibits DCS by lipping off, (see lip off}, at me about the stupidest things instead of doing the task I gave it.

by Downstrike September 14, 2004

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Computer Nazi

Someone that does not like the computer, and wants to kill it.

Amanda was angry at Powerpoint, and Chance. This makes her a Computer Nazi.

by Neil-Ness April 3, 2004

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get off the computer

somthing that people say when you are watching to many lets plays on youtube

Jim get off the computer

by kiki bender April 6, 2017

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