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This is when you use both hands, or both hands covered in a plastic bag, to mess up and rub someone's hair. It's not condom hair unless while you are doing it you yell "condom hair", otherwise it's just mean.
Hillary was really annoying Jojo today. Everytime Jojo got her hair just right, Hillary would quickly yell "condom hair" and ruin Jojo's perfectly quaffed do.
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When a guy sprinkles cocaine on his penis and it's sucked off.
It's called a Cincinnati Condom because it offers absolutely no protection against anything. A backwards definition, just like the city.
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A girl that has had more condoms in her than Annabel Chong
"Last Night We All Got Together And Gangbanged That Slut... Totally Made Her Ass A Condom Cake!"
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the amount of condoms needed to fuck a metric ton of women
"Dude, for this party tonight I'm gonna need a fuckton of condoms."
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the round piece of plastic found inside the cap of a soda bottle that some think resembles a condom. They are sometimes used to make bracelets when the middle is cut out.
Person 1: "Hey, this plastic thing inside my soda bottle looks kind of like a condom."
Person 2: "Yeah, it's a soda condom. Let's make a bracelet out of it."
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when the guy re-uses an old condom that already has cum in it & he doesn't put the condom on right so it makes a bubble filled with cum.
this action then results in multiple queefs.
michael didn't put the old condom on right, causing a condom bubble, so veronica kept queefing.
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A woman may not know she has an STD from prior sexual desires with men and she may infect her current partner with a broken condom.
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