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cone

Description of a person who has an inability to follow through with plans. An idiot. Someone who makes stupid decisions.

"Man, you said you'd help me out, don't be a cone" "That guy bought that car? Man, he is a real cone"

by riffcult July 11, 2017


Cone

A derogatory term used to describe someone who is an idiot that doesn’t learn from their mistakes. Thought to be originated from the term dunce where bad students would be forced to wear a cone shaped hat.

“Did you see Dave messed up again”
Urgh, yeah he’s such a cone

by dat guy1 November 21, 2023


cone

Whenever someone does something they're not suppose to, like when a dog licks at a wound - you put a cone onto stop them

Don't make me cone you.

by jessme March 26, 2024


Ass-Coning

When two people attach cones to each of their ass cheeks at the base, and insert them into each other's asses tapered side out. This leaves one unused cone on each person's ass cheeks. This allows for others to chain the effect and join in on the fun as long as they have enough ass-cones.

I walked outside my house yesterday and everyone in the neighborhood was just...ass-coning!

Altogether ass-coning!

by Aborro Watabonosk March 21, 2017


ice-cream-in-the-cone

Golf parlance meaning an order to successfully make a crucial putt in order to save a good score on a hole

"C'mon Tiger! Put the ice-cream-in-the-cone!"

by the sieve August 22, 2009


Throne cone

A bowel movement that leaves a mountain-like peak above the water and resembles an ice cream cone similar to those from a fast-food restaurant

Says to doctor: Lately every time I poop I'm leaving behind a throne cone rather than my usual pellet-style doo-doo.

by TTCooper May 24, 2023


dropping cone

when you are hooking up or are in a talking stage with a frat boy

I herd Natalie was dropping cone with Jake last night.

by dropping cone May 9, 2023