Stephanie Cook

A fat stinking sweaty swaying heaving pile of gook

Your a nacho Stephanie cook

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Cooking the spread

when you cum on a tray and put it in the oven cook it for 2 hours then put it in a sandwich and eat eat it

person1: yeah tonight im cooking the spread
person2: oh yeah can i have some

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cooked onion

Being fired from your job.

My boss said, "Kiley, I need to let you go. You're all done here - you're a cooked onion."

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Ellie Cooke

Ellie is a very sexy, pretty, cool, wanted, hot, envied, beautiful girl. All the girls want to be her, and all the guys want to see her.
All her friends are beautiful people, because she's only friends with people who look the part.

She is very loving, and lovable, and sweet and clever, and she is very generous too - she gives to different charities each week, and she even runs her own charity called World Peace.

World Peace is a charity working for world peace. If you wish to join this charity (its completely free!), you must say the quote below to everyone you meet.

"Peace and love dude"

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Dane Cook

An intense beast of a comedian who is my future hubbay. Needs to be shrined and bowed down to every day.
He puts the FUN in FUNNY.
Hes the Elvis to comedy and I dont care what people say he is amazing!
And shouldnt be referred to anything but Daney Waney <3

Boy: Ew that Dane Cook guy isnt even funny.
Girl: Dont chu mess with Daney Waney or I'll go all Zohan on yo ass!

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Cooking the Books

When a girl wears a flattering shirt that brings attention to her breasts, and hangs down to cover her fat roll. The term indicates that she purposefully misrepresenting the 'goods'

That chick is kind of cute, but I think she's cooking the books a little with that shirt.

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BIG COOK

THIS BLATENTLY REPRESENTS AN IDEA.

ONE WHO OPERATES UNDER "BIG COOK" HAS ALL THE ASSUMED POWERS OF "GOD" AS ILLUSTRATED BY CHRISTIANITY. WHEN OPERATING UNDER THIS MAINFRAME, THE IDEA BECAME TANIGIBLE, FOR YOU, YES YOU!!!! TO DO ANYTHING YOU DESIRE, WITH PERFECT CLAIRTY AND GUIDANCE TO WHAT YOU HAVE ATTAINED.

DAMN! THAT GUY IS GOD-LIKE, HES BEEN COOKIN FOR MONEY SINCE 1977!

yeah big cook! we love big cook! big cook is in the mirror!

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