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When u get a female so wet you might just need a custodian to follow her around with a mop so no one slips and falls.
Why is that custodian following ur girl with a mop, don't tell me u gave her the ol' custodian cooter?
A sandwhich made out of cut up uterus. Invented by Jack the Ripper.
"Heya Jackie whatcha up to?"
"Not much brother just making a cooter sandwhich."
A vagina that can handle anything and any size.
Man that super cooter took that guys knee no problem!
A vacation destination, not necessarily a cabin, where a group of straight, female friends go to get away from their husbands and perform sexual acts, mainly scissoring and the vaginal press n’ seal technique.
You girls wanna go practice our press n’ seal this weekend? I’ve booked the Cooter Cabin in Banff this year.
That’s a great idea, Becky! I’ll bring the roast beef sandwiches!
When your dog is so vigorously licking it's privates it makes motorboat sounds in order to breathe.
Man, is your dog snoring or are you letting her snarfle the cooter again?
The act of pounding ones vagina into a mans balls afterwards screaming “Pow! Right in the kisser!”
I gave Dave a cooter tap balls last night.
When one fingers an extra zesty pastrami chalupa and neglects to wash the cheesy residue from under their finger nail. What you are left with is called the cooter nail.
I'll meet you at church, I have to go home and clean up. I ran out on that butter-face I was with last night so fast it left me with a cooter nail or two.