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Comes in all colors, shapes, and sizes. Cooter candy helps keep broke college kids from paying child support and weekend visits. Take just one tablet away and the baby will go away.
It’s often advised to not take cooter candy with alcohol. You might mix it up with a Xanax.
Wind that comes from the cooter. Can be noisy or noiseless. Oder may indicate a visit to the clinic is needed
AJ puffed out some massive cooter wind. Ramon said he almost fainted.
Driving around looking for women
Hey Ralph what are going on tonight? "Doing a little cooter scootin."
A vacation destination, not necessarily a cabin, where a group of straight, female friends go to get away from their husbands and perform sexual acts, mainly scissoring and the vaginal press n’ seal technique.
You girls wanna go practice our press n’ seal this weekend? I’ve booked the Cooter Cabin in Banff this year.
That’s a great idea, Becky! I’ll bring the roast beef sandwiches!
When your dog is so vigorously licking it's privates it makes motorboat sounds in order to breathe.
Man, is your dog snoring or are you letting her snarfle the cooter again?
The act of pounding ones vagina into a mans balls afterwards screaming “Pow! Right in the kisser!”
I gave Dave a cooter tap balls last night.
When one fingers an extra zesty pastrami chalupa and neglects to wash the cheesy residue from under their finger nail. What you are left with is called the cooter nail.
I'll meet you at church, I have to go home and clean up. I ran out on that butter-face I was with last night so fast it left me with a cooter nail or two.