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When a guy plucks his pubes and sticks them onto his feces then proceeds to insert that hairy log into his significant other's vag causing her to be tickled and rub her legs together like a cricket
Did you hear? Donald gave his girl a cricket in a sucker and now she has HPV
an unknown sickness caused by giving babies cow milk
“great now my kids are gonna have butt crickets”
A guy (usually a meth head) on a bicycle pulling a home made trailer full of junk he stole
Ay Earl did you hear about Johnny cricket getting hit on highway 45
Also known as A city slicker or a person who makes you think they know what being country's like or to work on vehicles but to scared to get there hands or boots dirty.
Dont be a fucking glitter cricket..
Often know as a city slicker or a glitter chigger but for both sexes
Or a guy that say he knows what hes doing with cars, trucks, or hunting but really dont like to get his hands dirty or his boots.... just a glitter cricket....
The smartest man in the universe that happens to be the president and protector of the world.
Has the Biggest brain and is ruv from fnf.
He's super buff as in strong as shaggy strong my man can delete the universe in one snap and protects a witty trainer.
Person 1:I love Cricket man I simp for him everyday and he's the biggest brain.