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Following through when farting your cupcake, soiling the hand.
The cupcake with icing smeared him in the face good
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While a person is asleep fill their mouth with whip cream, after completing said task continuously insert your penis into the mouth.
"I gave my girlfriend an Irish Cupcake!"
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Many people like to say that muffins are ugly cupcakes.
This is my theory:
It is not that muffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted muffins. The dye on them refers to tanning and the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. Cupcakes are whores in the muffin world, while muffins are pure and natural.
Now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?
Belle: Muffins > Cupcakes
Monica: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jared: Actually, cupcakes are just altered muffins with makeup on. I call this the conspiracy theory against muffins and cupcakes.
Belle: So cupcakes are whores?
Jared: That would be weird because cupcakes are inanimate objects. But yes, exactly.
To be the first one to jump in on something.
I went for a slice of Pizza and you were all over it like a monkey on a cupcake!
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Used when someone suggests doing something that is obviously dangerous and stupid.
"You should climb up it and jump off. Just remember to roll when you land."
"No thanks. I'm not willing to sacrifice my life for a cupcake."
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A copypasta I made from the trending audio! Use it however you like.
I👁like💪🏻you🥺have🤲🏻a🧚🏻 ♀️cupcake🧁
I👁like💪🏻y o u🥺have🤲🏻a🧚🏻 ♀️cupcake🧁
EHH😰😰EUUGHH😓😓😓AAEEEGGHH😰😰HUUEEYUGJHH😨
I👁like💪🏻you🥺have🤲🏻a🧚🏻 ♀️cupcake🧁
I like you, have a cupcake -copypasta-