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This person looks like a chick but really has a thicc piece of meat. Daddy Oreo is loved by many yet hated by some. He is one kinky mofo and can be very submissive but can also tie you down and torture you like a sadistic prince. Dont mess with this hottie as he may or may not eat your babies.
Oh Daddy Oreo... let me succ you
A Hunk Daddy is a bisexual man usually packing less than a two inch dick. All the thicc boys travel far and wide just to get a lil’ taste of what Hunk Daddy has to offer.
I can’t wait to get off work so that Hunk Daddy Justin Pearson can rail my ass hat.
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He is the one the only daddy shank it the boys locker room so Shout our to daddy shank
Daddy shank walks in
Bois Daddy shank!
Basically a washed up war vet standing outside of a 711 around 3 and 4 in the morning. and just looks at you with his mouth open like aaaaaaaa...... usually wears a camo vest with some war patches and possibly could suffer from sometype of PTSD. Doesnt ask for money just fucking stares at you with the aweeeeeee look and an open mouthhole.
Hey i came out of a 711 and this guy was starting at me . No words just looked at me with his mouth open. I was like you need something Jar Daddy!?
The act of russian candycane-ing your daughter.
Omg! My dad gave me such an amazing daddy candycane last night!
Bud Light Lime’s alias. This fruity excuse for a beer is not for kids or the faint of heart. It’s the beverage of choice for New Balance and hiked up white sock wearing dads everywhere.
Slogan: “Obey your dad bod. Drink Daddy Sprite.”
A male bartender that makes you weak in the knees. Anything he serves will satisfy you because he looks damn good doing it.
You’ll know he’s a drink daddy when you naturally say “Daddy, can I have another?”
“Girl, I blacked out last night because that Drink Daddy was so damn fine, I just kept ordering more.”