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Being too busy to hang out with friends due to a long-term act of lovemaking- taking at least 4 hours- and typically involving no other people.
I'm really sorry I couldn't make the game- I was making chicken for dinner, and before I knew it it was midnight!
When a person feeds into their knee-jerk reactions that form quickly and are easy to indulge because they never work for anything and always take the easy way out (and are worse off for it).
Credit: Elle Vee
He called my "crazy" in the middle of a fight, rather than working to find the root of the problem. Probably felt good to throw out some Kraft Dinner emotions instead of trying to solve anything. I dumped his ass immediately.
She said Amelia dressed like a whore because she felt insecure. Rather than recognizing her own worth, she fed into her Kraft Dinner emotions and is all the worse for it.
forcing ones penis in the opposite sexs' anus while unexpected
Fat Todd got all drunked up last night, went over to his ol' ladys house and smashed her dinner!!!
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dont eat there!!!!!!!!!!
mrs ward farts!!!!!!
o crap....the wards dinner table...mrs ward will fart on us
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Also know as a PFD. It's not a date, it's a dinner given out to a soon to be sexual partner just before getting it in. Usually given to women of the slutty disposition, the worth of Pre Fuck Dinners are proportional to how one values the person one will dine with, or even just their genitalia.
Jon: *brings out iPhone and shows Alex picture of super hot chick* I'm going on a date with Sarah tonight.
Alex: This is no date! That chick is fucking hot! Best not get her a Happy Meal on this Pre Fuck Dinner, otherwise you'll never bone her.
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This is the act of holding oneself from going to the bathroom, despite the need,during two meals. "Deserved" stands for the release one gets upon achieval.
It was hard, but I'm glad I went through dinner, supper and deserved.
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When a persons nipples are so large they rival that of dinner plates.
AKA Huge Nipples
Did you see Deborah's dinner plate nips...fuckers were so big I could have ate off em.
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