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verb: to take a look at your poop before you flush it.
Mom watches Oprah, so whenever I tell her I need to take a dump she always reminds me to Dr. Oz it before I flush.
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A weirdo who drives around in white vans going from place to place searching for kids. He is known for snatching kids ages from 4-12 of any gender. You will know it's his van by if there is words written saying free v-bucks. This will lure kids so look out.
That guy is staring at me in a weird way it can only be a Dr Cole.
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A punk ass fool who is (as the Great Eazy-E Said) Once a BITCH always a BITCH always will be a BITCH and i Put That On God!
A punk fool who thinks his records rhyme and are tight but they aint shit compared to reall muthaphukkin g's
(Eazy-E) Hey Mister prankster prankster
Story book gangster
Back in 86 you wore pumps and masscara
Down did the motherfuckin wreckin crew bid
But once a bitch always a bitch
And now the fuckin switch
Fag with a steathoscope now you sag
Body slammn bitches makes Dr. Dre a bigger man.
Cackies sportin loc's in a G ride
What set you from loc what set you from ride?
Rip Vanwinkle sleepin nigga woke up and became a G
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An infamous man who liked rubbing 7 yr. old cock
Jimbo: Dr. Seuss, wtf are you doing?
Dr. Seuss: touching your fucking cock obviously.
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This is shorthand for:
"Hey guys, look at me, I have nothing to contribute to the discussion, but I'll just let you know how ignorant and stupid I am."
Commonly used on internet forums.
Poster 1: *Tries to initiate a discussion*
Poster 2: tl;dr
Person 1: Hey, here's an idea - if you have nothing to say, don't post!
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Literally, "Didn't like; didn't read" Said whenever a nerd makes a post that you start reading but give up after a couple of paragraphs because you didn't like it.
Thanks for your email on the X project. I dl;dr it, your initial assumptions are wrong.
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A young black man that is a doctor.
I went to the hospital yesterday, and I had Dr. Bro.
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