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literally a legend so beautiful amazing hot drop dead gorgeous amazing beautiful talented
Danny Devito has to be the best person breathing oxygen
God, but sexier.
“What in the name of Danny Devito have you kids been up to!?”
A living specimen who is an absolute unit and is almost as hot as shrek
Danny devito “UHHHHH oh shrek harder HARDER”
A very very sexy man with a very very sexy attitude.
I ain’t gay
Kyle: dude did you see this new kid?
Megan: OMG I totally did! He’s looks like Danny Devito!!!!!
New kid: hey
*faints*
Danny DeVito is a beautiful man with the shape of a sexy beast and a cock the size of every weeb’s love for ZeroTwo
Girl 1: Who’s your favourite actor?
Girl 2: Danny DeVito of course!
Girl 1: *has orgasm at the sound of his name being said*
a term that is given to someone who experiences incredibly ridiculous bad luck causing mild inconveniences very frequently
Example: Man I ordered a phone case through Amazon but I got a pack of pills. I got "Danny luck".
an annoying piece of poop that is so annoying that you want to kill him/her
Laurence: Ugh, my girlfriend was being SUCH an Danny Alex.
Timmy: Just dump that idiot.