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Having a man or woman over to the house under the guise of a "Movie Night" or "Cook you dinner" scenario but the real 'Date' usually consists of commitment-free sex after consuming alcohol while 'Relaxing' on a couch. Often referenced by online daters as such when meeting a new person for the first time at ones home rather than public forum.
"Hey Brian, wannna hit the bar and watch the game after work?"
"Man, I wish I could but I got a couch date tonight"
"That new chick from POF that you started talking to yesterday?"
"Yea... That reminds me, I need to buy condoms and Bacardi"
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When two people embark on an activity together that could be construed as a date, such as bowling, cinema, or even coffee.
Whether there is interest or not, this action shall be observed as a fake date due to the one to one nature. This could be done deliberately by two people interested in each other who aren't classing it as a date for whatever reason (example a), or accidentally by two friends or acquaintances attempting to merely enjoy each other's company (example b).
Example A -
Josh: You fancy going out for a coffee?
Georgia: I like you but I just broke up with my boyfriend, I don't want to date again straight away.
Josh: Well then let's just be fake dating?
Example B -
Brendon: You wanna go to the cinema later dude?
Charlie: But won't it look a bit weird, like we're dating or something?
Brendon: Nah everyone knows we'd be fake dating
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1.When a friend tries to set you up with an ugly guy friend or female friend of theirs that is ,desperateinsecure,a person that one can walk all over since he/she is way too nice, creepy,boring,lonely,obsessedloser with no life.
2.A big hint that the other person really unattractive is when you friend mentions, "Oh he's/she's really nice."
3. They think it's "cute" to try to set you up when you're content with being single. They think they know what's best for you, but in reality they have very poor taste in guys/girls.
1. Vanessa: "I have a guy friend that's single, just like you."
Jane: "I'm not interested in going on a blind date with Clifford."
2. Vanessa: "He's really nice."
Jane *Thinks to herself, this dude is probably a dog, and has no life, and Jane follows her instincts and is right.* "Like I said before, I'm not interested."
3. Jane: "What's your damn problem with me being single?"
"I don't want to be set up because I have my own free will and I know what I like and don't like in a guy."
Vanessa: "Oh, I was just having fun."
Jane: *In an angry voice* "Fun, really?"
"Wow, you're a stupid bitch."
Vanessa: "But I..."
Jane: "Cut the crap, I'm happy being single and nor do I WANT or NEED you're help getting a boyfriend."
Jane: "I like being single, besides you have poor taste in men, anyways."
Vanessa: "But I...."
Jane: "This conversation is over, so be on your way before you piss me off even more."
Vanessa *Leaves and cries like a baby because Jane put her stupid ass in place.*
Jane * Is in a better mood for standing up for herself and for other single people who enjoy being single. Refuses to be "set up" with some desperate loser guy with no life.*
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when someone purposely extends the length of a cooperative task with a girl or guy they like in order to turn it in to a date
Hey that guy totally turned that trip to the grocery store with Michelle in to a guerilla date.
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When a almost-dating couple drags three of their friends to "hang out", which really means the three non-dating friends get to just sit and watch the couple deep in conversation with eachother.
Other activities can be long hours at a bookstore, and being serenaded at a park by musical homeless (but talented) men. The two have their date on the backs of three poor, bored to death friends, equalling 5(pent)people.
Tridate, aka thrid wheel, also sucks, as well as quada-date.
"hey Brit and Brad, i am so sick of hanging at this bookstore for 3 hours while Mark and Marsha discuss the meaning of Neo-commercialism in the post-pseudo-elitist world. I feel like i am on a penta-date"- Shayna
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A girl or guy who isn't exactly the best looking, worst looking, or your type, but looks decent enough to talk to, flirt with, or even start a relationship with. On a scale, a girl considered date-able would commonly considered a 6/10.
Karl: That girl you were picking up on last night wasn't hot at all,I'd give her a 6/10!
Trevor: Whatever, she's still date-able so it's good.
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A date in which a girl goes out with a Polish-American guy with a muscular body and a huge dick.
Most girls who know what's good for them can't wait for a polish date.
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