Depressed-Messed

(adj.) When someone's really screwed up and has personality issues because they're actually depressed about something and don't want to admit it.

"Hey, that kid over there is really weird - he doesn't even smile. He got so angry when I said hi"
"Don't worry about it. He's just depressed-messed"

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depression boner

Depression boner, is when you have a boner because of an even that makes you sad but in response it gives you a raging boner

For example tanner has gotten the biggest depression boner of his life because his poor pooch has been killed

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Winter Depression

A person who gets more irratable or sad in the Winter because they don't like snow or cold.

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Guy 1: I don't get why my girlfriends been sadder than normal. She's been pregnant for a month now and she was so happy at first, but ever since winter just started, she's been sadder.

Guy 2: Aww, I don't know...Maybe she just has a case of WINTER DEPRESSION. Obviously, she can't be PMSing.

Guy 1: Ya you're probably right about having Winter Depression.

Guy 2: I mean have you been in any recent fights with her?

Guy 1: Nothing recent.

Guy 2: Then you've got nothing to worry about

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postpartying depression

A condition that occurs in people who have been partying heavily for a continuous period of time and come to a sudden cease of this activity. Often accompanied by symptoms of fatigue, insomnia, crying episodes, irritability and a general sense of hopelessness, due to psychological adjustments to regular everyday life.

- Why are you so mopy today? - why, I miss partying man! I think I got postpartying depression! Everything's back to "normal" now; shit, I hate it! I ain't ready dude! and my next party's till I don't know when. I don't know what I'm gonna do ...

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depressed people

people that make bart Simpson edits with XXXtentation songs

me:yo dude follow my new account
friend: what is it?
me: RIP_X_sadboi
friend *under breath* :depressed people nowadays

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Half Depressed

When you're not depressed but also not mentally healthy

Bro 1: Bro I'm not depressed but it's hard for me to be happy...
Bro 2: I think you're half depressed bro...

Crispy depression

Crispy depression is like any depression except for the fact of not being sad inside but being burnt inside instead

I just hate having crispy depression. I am just burnt on the inside so much that I just want to grill.