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YouTube Monetization Diet

The act of removing things from past or future YouTube uploads to increase your potential earnings for your channel. Things removed can include, but are not limited to: profanity, references to drugs and alcohol, copyrighted material, mature (or immature) humor, violence, guns, and dangerous stunts. To a lesser extent, ceasing production of material suitable for YouTube Kids can be considered part of this diet. Side effects of this diet may include compulsory stretching of videos to 8 minutes, bugging people to like and subscribe, and generally being a douche.

YouTuber 1: You've changed, dude. Ever since you started that YouTube Monetization Diet, you've stopped making the cool videos I subscribed to you for.
YouTuber 2: Maybe so, but now I can afford to buy a hamburger today!

by GHRockotron3000 May 28, 2021


Joy Wok Diet

When the intake of your lunch causes a greater output.

Since I started my Joy Wok Diet I'm on my third trip to the restroom today.

by DTempo February 18, 2015


Blue Diet Coke

Blue Diet Coke is a drink the Persassy loves to drink. It’s essentially just Diet Coke dyed blue.

Do you want some Blue Diet Coke?

by percyspandapillopet December 1, 2020


diet coke woman

A woman who drinks a lot of Diet Coke and yells a lot especially at middle schoolers.

The Diet Coke woman yelled am me for using my computer and my phone in the middle school hallway

by Tailwag December 25, 2017


Berkley Girl Diet

The Berkley girl diet, also abbreviated under the acronym "BGD", is a nutrition plan typical of a girl who resides in Berkley, MI or went to Berkley High School. The diet consists of a 10 or 20 MG Adderall, Starbucks espresso or tea drink in the morning, and a Marlbolo Red or American Spirit. In the afternoon or evening, instead of a Starbucks drink - it's replaced with none other than Taco Bell. This diet plan, although incredibly unhealthy, keeps these Berkley girls alive as it runs through their veins on a pretty consistent basis. It's most common for the girls that party heavily and want to be able to stay alert (and curb their appetite) for the rest of their day.

"Hey are you coming to Austin's pregame or are you gonna just meet us at the bar?"

"IDK I didn't really have time to eat but I'll just bgd and rally I guess. I'll meet you guys at Austin's eta 10"

"You guys wanna grab food?"
"Well, I did the Berkley girl diet earlier so I'm not all that hungry, but I'll go with you guys for the company."

by PhilDonahue December 9, 2018


Poor Man's Diet

Two Curlywurlies
Two Chomps
And Three Slices
Of Brown Bread

That fella has a poor man's diet

by SqueegeeMan. March 26, 2022


Diet Cock Energy

Diet cock energy means that you give off the vibe of having a small penis

Yo man, your brother gives off diet cock energy big time.

by Yourmomsbrotherscat October 19, 2022